hot glue

hot glue is the answer to all problems including starvation, war and no it all pricks who corrrect grammar.

example 1-
man 1: my relationship is falling apart
man 2: have you tried using hot glue
example 2-
man 1: hey this prick keeps correcting my grammar, i wish i could sew his mouth shut
man 2: have you tried using hot glue
example 3-
man 1: i wish no one could see me

man 2: have you tried using hot glue

by zixiz December 20, 2019

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DROPPING GLUE

When a male ejaculates from a balcony above 30 feet.

Gary got so wrecked from the five shots of vodka, he was DROPPING GLUE at 3AM.

by SausageLinks October 13, 2022

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Mexican Glue

When you make a toasted cheese sandwich but the cheese didn’t melt and/or stick to the bread as you desired so you there for use seamen as a substitute savoury adhesive. “Mexican Glue.”

My cheese sandwich isn’t nearly sticky enough. Not problem. Mexican Glue to the rescue!

by Dr. Hawthorne June 10, 2023

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Glue

A substance that can stick your face to your chest. If that was Super Glue then i would sue the super glue

I have so much GLUE stuck to my chest and now my tongue decided to find a home on it.

by Stiky glue March 16, 2022

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Glue

Sticky stuff that was made into sticks, and now 10 million of them are sitting in my pencil case.
Glue can also be obscured in a tube with a top and squirted out all over your face with no warning as if it owns your face.
Sorry if some of it got under your eyelash and then you blinked. Whoops.

Person 1: dude are you okay? You walk like you can’t see anything.
Person 2: glue got on my face and i blinked
Person 1: oh. sorry.

by Stiky glue March 16, 2022

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