expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.
john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"

jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"

john" fuck u man"
by niggman star33 October 04, 2011
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BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!
BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!
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dick-weak

the state or mindset of being easily manipulated through sexual/intimate acts of women; easy; submissive
He's so dick-weak; all I do is hug, kiss and ask, and I get what I want.

No wonder pussy is power, these dudes is dick-weak.
by zekespeaks17 February 15, 2016
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Weak Ass Juul

“Aye mane, look at Numer smoking on that weak ass juul
by NuhNumer August 07, 2019
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Weak Ankles

When one drapes themselves across a person as a way to ask for attention.
"I see you inherited the families weak ankles," he had stated upon seeing how they had been seated on the couch, with his head in her lap and fingers running through his hair.

As she stepped along, it seemed as though her weak ankles had stuck again as she stumbled into the man infront of her. At once, the man offered his hand to the woman's delight.
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weak assness

The act of being weak ass
Ain't no weak assness allowed in this town
by ahopcrp January 23, 2018
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