The act of aggressively piercing the yolk of an egg with a fork, before whisking during the preparation of scrambled eggs.
"Dude, I could hear you farmyard shanking the shit out of those eggs this morning from the other room"
by APersuasiveTurnip February 24, 2016
by ken July 07, 2004
(n.) A weapon created when an inmate models up a block of feces either from one sitting, or over many days and eventually carved into a stabbing weapon.
Once used the doodie shank will break off inside of the victim and generate a massive infection from the bacteria in the feces usually resulting in death.
Once used the doodie shank will break off inside of the victim and generate a massive infection from the bacteria in the feces usually resulting in death.
by Death-Row Lifer August 17, 2010
by venomlash April 05, 2009
Hey bro, was that you who left a skid mark? Yes sorry bro I shanked a turd and missed the drop zone.
by Captain cupcake August 27, 2020
getting beat badly over the internet. The level above pwned, most of the time an insult.
e-shanked>pwned>owned
e-shanked>pwned>owned
by karl g December 21, 2007
The act of jabbing one with your gordy, unwashed hand or hands. This term applies to those who last name is Schunkie
by Grape Ape Face Rape July 09, 2010