Tim's Dad

The type of dad to walk out on his family and leave his son missing his dad.

Tim's Dad: Don't worry, son. I'll be home soon. Just need to step out for some cigarettes!
Tim: Okay dad, see you soon. Love you!

by Tim Christenson May 7, 2020

Tim Burry

cool and smooth adult male... like a hipster dufus

the way that guy carries himself, he sure is a Tim Burry.. look at the way people admire him..

by Hipster62 July 25, 2011

Tim D'onofrio

An amazing drummer who makes YouTube drum covers, more-so Avenged Sevenfold covers. He looks like Avenged Sevenfold guitarist Zacky Vengeance, and sings like "The Rev". Any band would be lucky to have him as a drummer. He should be compared to Cobus Potgieter, Mike Portnoy and maybe even "The Rev".

1: Have you heard of the YouTube drummer Tim D'onofrio?
2: No, show me some of his shit!
**Shows "Nightmare" drum cover**
2: I think the brightness of his future just blinded me.

- Jimmy Lanz

by jimmylanz September 18, 2011

Tim Commerford

The RATM bassist. He's a liberal cuck who hates his own race. He also pouted like a little bitch and made a huge deal when Limp Bizkit, a much better band, won the Grammy instead

Tim Commerford is an enormous sack of cringe

by Crapfeces June 25, 2023

Tim Derbish

A Lovely man who has an amazing interest in star wars and marvel. Though if you act up in front of him he will choke slam you.

I tried pranking Tim Derbish but I got choke slammed

by FortniteBBCLover July 3, 2021

Tim Lincecum

A young right-handed starting pitcher for the San Francisco Giants. Lincecum features a fastball that runs in the mid to high 90s, a curveball, and a changeup. His excellent command of these pitches allows him to chalk up high strikeout totals without an excessive pitch count.

Arthur: "What manner of man are you, that can summon fire without flint or tinder?"
Tim: "I... am an Enchanter."
Arthur: "By what name are you known?"
Tim: "There are some who call me... Tim?"

Tim Lincecum

by StormXor August 7, 2007

Tim Matlock

A God walking amongst mere mortals. Father of Dillon Matlock. He can fight off 10 gorillas at once. He starred in the movie cloverfield as the monster. He also invented the hammer.

John: Tim Matlock is a stallion.
Jeff: I know.

by tylermc234 August 5, 2008