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Walrus

The act of smoking two vape carts simultaneously.

It’s called the walrus because the two vape carts look like walrus teeth. Verb: walrusing, walrused
“Steve is crazy, look at him hitting 2 vape carts.” “Yeah, he’s doing the walrus!”

“i just walrused so hard, I can’t stop coughing.”

“Give me both vapes, I’m gonna go full walrus!”
by Plurman July 4, 2024
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Walrus

A glorious creature blessed by god herself

Usually named Larry
Larry: Phish Walrus

Everyone: Let's get married

Larry: Ima marry ur mom
by n_u_m_l_o_k April 26, 2022
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Floppy walrus

A sex move, with the man on top. Similar to missionary, but the does not hold himself up. Instead just flop around like a beached walrus.
“Oh bro, you totally should have been there, I just did the floppy walrus and she loved it!”
by Rubydoooooooo April 7, 2022
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Walrus

That fat girl in the office who thinks she's the smartest most beautiful and hardworking person in the world. When she's not instant messaging her coworker that sits 10 feet away you might find her talking extremely loud on the phone to show everyone how smart she is. She is millennial so she deserves that half and hour morning and afternoon vape break where she bitches about everyone in the office.
That fucking Walrus has been talking on the phone for 30 minutes about her new appartment. What a great use of company time.
by MickeyMouse2233 November 19, 2017
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commando walrus

that internet guy with a abnormally big cock
so i seen his commando walrus bulging in the jeans
by satan6969rawr August 2, 2024
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good walrus

Ooh..Mommy ur being a good walrus.
by Poo hesda January 30, 2017
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wednesday walrus

on wednesday when a fat guy hops on top of you and screams while he punctures your hole
by 11yearoldfatguy December 13, 2021
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