Trouser Work

When the work gets done in the trousers.

Mike really needed a seamstress for his trouser work, but what he got was a handjob.

by _Sped_ August 7, 2022

Trouser tits

Balls. Tits but in your trousers.

You've gotta have some real trouser tits to do that

by Mylesglo March 12, 2024

trouser snake in the grass

A conniving man who feigns friendship with a woman for the sole person of intercourse.

"When John told his friend Nick that he was only dating Amy for sex, Nick called John a trouser snake in the grass."

by qbillustration July 18, 2013

Wowzers-trousers!

An exclamation of profound amazement at something truly brilliant

Wowzers-trousers, Flotsam invented the term Wowzers-trousers! And it wasn’t Doodles at all! He’s a stone cold genius

by Splunky January 29, 2024

trouser hives

A euphemism commonly used for a man’s testicles.

I’ve had so much sex, I’ve got nothing left in the old trouser hives!

by BiffNaked February 22, 2024

kitty trouser

Crustiness that comes from eggs in a woman's vagina that seeps into their butthole making the woman arch her back like a cat to try to push the crust out.

Damn dude you got her! She's doing a kitty trouser right now!

by That desk in the back March 28, 2015

Trouser confidence

To lose your trouser confidence is when you fart but you are scared it will turn into something wet and far much worse

I had a madrass, 5 pints of guiness and half a dozen whiskeys last night. My trouser confidence is not high

by Heatsipop January 21, 2018