false shart

When you fart so propulsively, you believe a trace of shit particles escaped into your trousers. The ensuing five minutes of mental deliberation of whether you have any fecal matter in your pants is like a five yard false start penalty for an offense in football.

After eating shrimp at the Chinese buffet, I farted outside the restaurant. I wasn't sure if I crapped my pants, and it took me a while before I realized I just called a false shart penalty on myself.

by The Buttler December 7, 2014

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shart house

A restaurant, or fine eating establishment which begs you to question the risk/reward of their deliciousness of food vs. the time it takes for you to completely shit your pants after eating. "Shart Houses," usually refer to "Short Order," restaurants where the food is questionably prepared by often unsavory employees; however, the food tastes so good you don't care if you blow your o-ring and completely ruin your trousers.

Example 1: "Let's go eat at John's restaurant. That place is a REAL shart house."

Conversation:
Friend 1: "All that's open now is that shart house, John's."
Friend 2: "Fuck it, let's go."
Friend 1: "We can order a bowl rattler special."

by ZT14 July 2, 2016

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Modern shart

Accidental shit that was wrongly anticipated to be a fart, which when left to dry forms a sometimes interesting crusted pattern on underwear.

Sold for a lucrative profit to any number of tosser art dealers who interpret the soiled garment(s) as the work of divine genius.

Those scotch bonnets last night led to accidental sharting earlier. I nearly threw away my Calvin Kleins! Luckily I had the sense to dry them on the radiator and sell the result for six figures on ebay to this insane art dealer. who thought the image looked like the last supper. I call in modern shart!

by RandyRhoads84 December 22, 2020

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