Sweater Jockey

One who has run out of toilet paper, and has replaced it with a swetshirt, gripping one sleeve in the front and one behind. The sweater jockey then pulls back and forth to clean the offending area looking as though he were riding said sweater.

Kyle Kaufman is a dirty sweater jockey.

by Your Name36 January 11, 2007

Knob Jockey

Basically someone who rides a penis (like a jockey).
Typically used by heterosexual males towards other heterosexual males as an offence (or in jest) suggesting that they are in fact homosexuals, and are Broke back cowboys.... ie: knob jockeys.

"Why are you on girly websites like this one, have you gone broke back on us or what?... ya knob jockey!"
(nb: excused only if this website, and others alike, was left open by your wife or significant other)
(nb: NOT excused if she is not significant
OR if she is a HE!)

by u r a knobjockey March 20, 2008

Lawn Jockey

the Mexican crew that comes to mow the white mans yard weekly

I just hired me a lawn jockey for $25 a week

by Upinya69 November 13, 2018

Ass Jockey

One who whorships his girlfriend or a girls ass and then she offically makes him the man to take care of her ass. Riding ones ass.

When she walked into the room my heart melted, I knew she was the one for me. I knew as soon as I seen her. I fell in love instantly with her ass. I only hope I can be her Ass Jockey!

by The Notebook October 12, 2005

ass jockey

homosexual who likes to do it from behind

get the fuck away from me you ass jockey

by cooter April 25, 2003

sock jockey

someone who blows his load off in a sock

little johny is a vergin so he bats of in a sock to help there fore he is a sock jockey

by Matt .T .P February 20, 2008

Jockey Gerbil

Massive amount of male pubic hair.

"Girl, his jockey gerbil was so big i couldn't find his winkie!"

by Barntchew Boodigitty June 11, 2008