sub-crap

Level of worthless-ness below crap.

"Bjork's performance last night on SNL was sub-crap."

by Izzy_007 April 29, 2007

Craps Ahoy

taking a crap on a ship at sea. One must announces it's craps ahoy brown anchors away.

Taking a crap while on a ship at sea and exclaiming Craps Ahoy! Let the brown anchors down second mate Mr. Brown Eye.

by Max Power 2.0 September 8, 2010

crap lab

Another term for the lavatory, shitta, toilet, toot, wc.

Quick, i have a pain in the tummy, where's the nearest crap lab??

by Trakka February 26, 2017

holy crap

A once-common exclaimation popularized by Strong Bad, the EMail answerer of homestarrunner.com

"People knockig on heaven's door-HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!"

"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"

"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"

by Zak April 28, 2003

Hoh crap!

An exclamation of surprise.

Derived from two sources:
1. The addition of a gasp to "oh crap"
2. A shortening of "holy crap"

Me: HOH CRAP! LANZER'S NEKKID!

by Margo Roth Spiegelman II April 12, 2009

crap-tacular

A combination of crappy and spectacular. As in spectacularly crappy. Crap-tacular.

Pepsi is crap-tacular. While coke remains amazing.

by Darien and Rick June 28, 2006

quick crap

Taking a crap in a quick manner to fool others into thinking you only peed.

I had to take a quick crap last night after I brought my date home. That Mexican food really hit me hard.

by Adam (______) The Person January 2, 2009