North Shore Slushie

A fine gourmet slurry of New England grade snow mixed with rock salt, and rotting roadkill snow melt run off packed tightly into a cone of your choosing.

Aye, Billy. Did you seriously end up with that girl last night? She probably tasted worse than a North Shore Slushie.

by WitherAwayyy February 7, 2025

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Shore Saves

The best animal rescue on the east coast. Full of the kindest most amazing people who put the animals first and want to find only the best people for the animals forever homes.

Friend: I’m looking to rescue an animal from a place that truly love them

Me: you have to go to Shore Saves!

by Freedom of Information November 23, 2021

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In Southern Louisiana there is a 24 mile long bridge called the Causeway. On one side is the “south shore” where New Orleans & its suburbs are located.On the other side of the bridge is the “northshore” where the cities of Mandeville & Covington are located. The Northshore is the complete opposite of New Orleans. It is completely void of anything interesting, unique, & fun. The food is bland. The best thing you can do is go sit on the lakefront and miss being in New Orleans. Sleeping out of boredom is the main attribute of the north shore. Thus when someone is driving over the bridge from New Orleans to the north shore, it’s much easier to say, “I’m heading to the snore shore.” Because that’s what you will be doing over there. Snoring. Until you can go back over the bridge.

Heading to the Snore Shore today to be bored out of my mind, pray for me

by Sy-syrup May 5, 2025

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Shore road

The hardest hitter in the room. A shore road shags all around the place. Built like cbum and strong like Eddie Hall. A shore road also has a horse cock

Your such a shore road

by Shore road November 22, 2021

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