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salty handjob

actually a gaming slang insult, refers to the slang 'salty' as in gamer rage usually experienced when being one-sidedly beaten in multiplayer or competitive team games to the point of needing to relieve anger and humiliation
Player Bronze 1: "gg lol did u even try"
Player Bronze 2: "gg i cant do shit with such a bad healer"
"nah she was pocket healing you friend, sounds like you need a salty handjob now so i hope you have your hands lubed up or is that why you need to use an aimbot cause they too slippery"
Player Gold 1: WTF is a SALTY HANDJOB ?!
Player Silver: Eh sometimes you gotta let it all out after you got raped like we just did. I'm salty as fuck AFK
by what is the LD50 of memes April 8, 2017
mugGet the salty handjobmug.

Salty Harmonica

Salty harmonica is when a girl explodes with a thunderous queef while you're eating her out!
Sean was tongue punching Katie's baby box in the back of an EK hatch when she gave him a salty harmonica!
by It's a Seattle band February 14, 2018
mugGet the Salty Harmonicamug.

The Salty Senorita

After your girl gets done exercising, and sweating, you put lime on her vagina and then go down on her. The salty taste from the sweat and lime makes it THE SALTY SENORITA.
When my girl got home from her run I was CRAVING The Salty Senorita.
by Si Senor May 25, 2016
mugGet the The Salty Senoritamug.

Salty Phish

A handsome man (who can't really sing)
He's like Salty Phish, he's so handsome
by FridayThe69 June 21, 2019
mugGet the Salty Phishmug.

Salty Blyrone

When six of your guy friends all get together to complete one hand job.
Hey guys, Steve has been working really hard and seems stressed out. How about the 6 of us all chip in and give him a

Salty Blyrone!
by the gentleman April 5, 2021
mugGet the Salty Blyronemug.

salty season

The period of time that goes by as 4 sweaty guys in a garage wait for the weekend to arrive.
Oh fuck salty season starts tomorrow doesn't it...
by CremeDeLaMeme April 29, 2022
mugGet the salty seasonmug.

Salty Eel

The act of fucking someone so fucking hard that the condom is lodged between the girls anal valves
Bro I fucked Britney so hard I salty eeled her!
by Jaqwin March 12, 2015
mugGet the Salty Eelmug.

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