by your friendly neighborhood pp May 30, 2018
Get the pretzel penismug. A Valentine’s Day word to spread love all across the world towards people who might feel sad or unloved.
Rose: “Amy was pretzeled the other day!”
Ben: “Pretzeled? What’s that?”
Rose: “It’s when you send love to someone for Valentine’s Day, so no one feels lonely”
Ben: “Pretzeled? What’s that?”
Rose: “It’s when you send love to someone for Valentine’s Day, so no one feels lonely”
by Heartpretzel February 14, 2023
Get the Pretzeledmug. When two beings contort and twist their body into the shape of a pretzel and join up at the vagina and penis.
by CoolMan3667 February 21, 2013
Get the Pretzelmug. When your man bends your legs to far in sex and you say I'm not a pretzel and he bends your legs farther
by Angel stella November 30, 2020
Get the Pretzelmug. In storytelling or conversations: this phenomenon is when someone doesn't go straight to the point. Instead, they go over and over about various contexts, tangents, and details related (or completely unrelated) to the story, prolonging the journey to reach the ultimate conclusion or main point.
I asked him how he broke up with his ex, he started talking and he keep pretzeling for an hour. at the end turns out he cheated on her.
by DJ DETWEILER January 12, 2024
Get the Pretzelingmug. Where's the pretzel nubs?
by mod_mark August 6, 2014
Get the pretzel nubsmug. Pretzel Me. Annoying creater of 'Pretzel Boards' titled 'I would get my own pretzel, but im too lazy' On the popular (but oh so crap) Neopets site. 'Pretzel Boards' Created at the start of the year of 2006. Soon came to a end when school started...because...because, I don't know why, but they did. Eventually after PretzelMe's confident posts, she got iced and is now on a different account "_pretzelme_" And has lost..like...a kajillion neopoints. Although she doesn't play Neopets much anymore, she will be rememberd.
R.I.P PretzelMe
R.I.P PretzelMe
by Someone who IS NOT pretzelme September 2, 2008
Get the Pretzel Memug.