Tomato Hair

When a man or woman breaks another person's hymen then proceeds to put their head on the bloody vagina mopping up the blood with their hair

I need a man who can do the tomato hair

by Henrydickthong42069 February 15, 2017

Tasty hair

A tasty hair is someone who has delicious looking hair. They are usually very weirded out when people start chewing on their hair but it’s just too irresistible.

“Look at that tasty hair omg I’m so hungry now”

by Cannibal 101 May 22, 2020

suboobial hair

Hair growth in the region hidden by your boob flaps.

Hey man, I just waxed my suboobial hair. Hurt like a bitch. It’s a difficult spot to reach so i had to have my mom help.

by YourSecretMate May 12, 2020

Pensi Hair

if you type this into youtube comments, you will be banned off the site forever.

Pensi Hair

by TheHylian12 August 29, 2017

Simping hair

When person's hair makes them a simp magnet. As a trendsetter is considered Stray Kids' Hyunjin.

Simp: "OMG! Have you seen Hyunjin's blond hair? He's just so hot with them!"
Anti-simp police: "This right here is a classic case of simping hair."

by idedicatemyentirelifetoJesus August 30, 2021

important hair

Characterized as one (usually male) who has exceptionally coiffed hair that requires product. Important hair can be straightened, teased or otherwise carefully groomed. Often seen in the hipster variation of subculture as well as Emo kids, neo-mods and glamorous indie rockers.

The guy in VHS or Beta has really important hair.
All the important hair guys were there.
She only dates guys with important hair.

by Aynne and Kristi February 22, 2006

Jesus Hair

Hair (usually about shoulder-length) that is a combination of straight and wavy, but doesn't look that nice because you didn't bother to do anything to it. Looks similar to the hair jesus is portrayed to have when he's pictured as a white guy.

I was running late this morning so don't make fun of me, I'm just gonna sport the jesus hair

by virginmary'skid June 16, 2010