Carpet Gravy

When you're eating a girl out doggie-style and she Hershey-squirts into her pubes.

I was going down on my girl last night and she got carpet gravy all over me!

by Rimbish February 11, 2020

Gravy Fork

(noun) a lude, yet humorous slang term for a mans junk.

"...or I'll stab you with my gravy fork!" :)

by skatercater January 5, 2010

guinea gravy

A tomato based sauce served over meat,poultry,fish and pasta.

Vito- I think Mama put too much garlic in the guinea gravy

by Mischief -gold&piracy September 22, 2017

poon gravy

Poon gravy is vagina secretions.

Looks like you have a bit of poon gravy on your chin

by cougs76 August 20, 2017

Sphincter Gravy

Simple diarrhea, preferably brown in color. Should not be the consistency of water. More like the gravy served at Thanksgiving which consists of plenty of white flour.

After eating at KFC two days in a row the greasy chicken produced a light brown flow of sphincter gravy.

by Kevin Joseph February 7, 2012

Gravy talking

The act of mumbling and slurring words simultaneously while speaking, resulting in a non-understandable statement.

Jamie: Hey, how's it going?
Hannah: Pretty good, actually; I just got a dubahbgdaboh...
Jamie: I'm sorry, what? You were gravy talking big time just then.

by TheCloudsofGray January 20, 2011

Canadian Gravy

Another term for maple syrup.

I need some Canadian gravy for my pancakes.

by dfir November 20, 2014