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church of beer

the modern resurrection of jesus as a bottle (or many!) of cold, hoppy, SUDS!! -members of the church waste no time 'praying', cracking container after container...beer even superseding some of the more 'base' disciplines such as greed/avarice, and SEX!! -some disciples hold 'services' daily, twice daily, or continuously.

one never questions faith, as boredom is never an issue! if a problem arises, one simply cracks a beer!
dan was a deacon in the church of beer, lisa had a hard time interesting him in her 'goods'.

bob was high up in the ministry of the church of beer, his only worship needs were a chair and a container!!

the church of beer has millions of devout followers!!
by michael foolsley August 7, 2012
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church tag

When someone tags you on a social media platform while at Church.
Why would she church tag me when I look like monster...
by Loud&Local December 25, 2016
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church wafer

a creative way to call someone an idiot.
"Don't be such a church wafer dude."
by s_c_t June 6, 2017
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thando church

A person that always has a convincing reason for not going even if they leave next door or 5minutes away from church
Also known as:the holiest mgedeni

Me:does Thando church
Her:uhm sometimes
by Le_ra September 29, 2019
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Church jumpers

1. Families that frequently migrate to different churches

2. A notorious Manhattan gang known for ransacking churches
"Those families are such church jumpers"

"HOLY SHIT IT'S THE CHURCH JUMPERS, RUN"
by Nightwatch2007 November 16, 2022
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Fisher Church

Fisher Price is a brand of little toys, particularly cars. Fisher Church is where adult religious leaders purchase their sweet rides.
-WOAH IS THAT THE POPEMOBILE???

-YEA HE GOT IT FROM FISHER CHURCH
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church burgler

Someone low enough to steal from a church or likewise association
by Thepuppeteer97 March 30, 2015
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