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arbitrary bullshit

Arbitrary bullshit is anything the contents of which does not matter that holds little to no intrinsic value, the discussing of which would entail such uses of energy and time that it is better dismissed.

Arbitrary bullshit is often assembled by people with low-intelligence, it is not their fault that they believe it to be important but also should not be treated as valuable as it may lead to the manifestation of more arbitrary bullshit by the original creator. This is often accompanied by feelings by the creator that what is objectively arbitrary bullshit is an original thought that others would benefit from hearing.
Some examples of arbitrary bullshit

"'God is a woman' has more listens than 'God is a man' which is showing how society has changed and is waking up to the fact that woman are the future."

In this example of arbitrary bullshit, the creator of said arbitrary bullshit has made a statement that will bring up many to tell their opinions. This is the "arbitrary bullshit exponential effect," and is easy to be sucked into if unaware. It leads
by centerOfTheMatrix December 8, 2018
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Hyper Bullshit

When the bullshit transcends normal bullshit.
That game's difficulty is hyper bullshit!
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Fluffy bullshit

Something without substance or relevance of any matter.
Im adding so much fluffy bullshit to make this paper longer.
by Fluffy123 June 4, 2011
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Don't be a bullshit!

the act of being stupid or untruthful talk or writing; nonsense.
Anu: Hey Jordan, what's 5 times 2?

Jordan: Uhhh...7?
Anu: Don't be a bullshit!!!! It's 3.
Grayson: Uhhh....I think I learned that it was 10. Dumbasses.
by warfare-fury June 2, 2018
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bullshit studying

when you pretend to study so that your parents, teachers, and/or coaches think you are actually studying, when you are actually spaced out
Im always bullshit studying, even now...
by jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk May 12, 2008
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Fuck That Bullshit

'Fuck That Bullshit' is a useful phrase to use when someone is trying to feed you bullshit. It's similar to Fuck that Shit! But you emphasise the BULL to make it more Gangsta... fuck that BUUULLshit! FTBS!
"jhfuwhebeuwhbwuib"

"Man, what the fuck u talkin about!?
Fuck that Bullshit!!"
by Zequodi January 17, 2012
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bullshit threshold

the amount of information needed about a topic in order to be able to bullshit a conversation or answer a question about it about it and have everyone think you actually know what you're talking about
Guy A: How did you talk to Alexandra last night about Harry Potter? I didn't think you read those books?
Guy B: I didn't, but I saw some of the movies and remember hearing my friends talking about the series that I had enough info to get past the bullshit threshold and make some jokes about the series to her.

Student A: You don't own the book for the class, how did you know about Edmund Randolph?
Students B: Guess I read enough of the Constututional Convention wikipedia article that I reached the bullshit threshold about it.
by td0109 October 10, 2011
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