Under Gravy

The viscous combination of urine, loose stool, ejaculate, and possibly blood mixed inside of an elderly person's diaper.

Humphrey just couldn't wait to take out his dentures and slurp down some of Betsy's under gravy.

by Bobby Gorgeous May 06, 2023

gravy wand

A baguette used to magic away excess gravy.

I fetched the gravy wand and cleared my plate.

by Lord Gooseberry February 07, 2022

Sand Gravy

When you go to the beach and get sand in your vagina. Then you have sex. The resulting splooge - sand mixture is referred to as sand gravy.

Man, I wish we'd played volleyball in the gym instead of at the beach, because this sand gravy really chafes.

by Vashmil March 20, 2015

Carpet Gravy

When you're eating a girl out doggie-style and she Hershey-squirts into her pubes.

I was going down on my girl last night and she got carpet gravy all over me!

by Rimbish February 11, 2020

fly gravy

Fly gravy is a cumshot so powerful in force it flies across the room and lands on the wall.

Wally, is that fly gravy on your wall over there?

by Gonflables March 03, 2016

Gravy Cobra

A co worker that thinks everyone has better jobs than them, and rats other workers out. It can also be shortened to G.C. This person must be always be angry and ready to strike like a cobra, and must smell like a rotting bag of shit, dipped in hot vinegar

Oh shit son! Here comes Gravy Cobra! G.C.!!!

Man, that fucking G.C. is stinkin the whole place up today!

by @porn December 07, 2018

travel gravy

The filth that you are covered in after traveling via plane with strangers all day long...

I've been flying all day, I fill covered in travel gravy!

by The1@0nlyTG November 21, 2017