Texticles

The alpha numeric keys on your phone used to send a text message. QWERTY refers to the order in which your texticles are laid out. Some texticles are large, and some are small enough to cause you to hit the wrong key and mis-spell a word.

A. Your girlfriend borrowed my phone and had her fingers all over my texticles.

B. That girl was texting so fast she broke one of her texticles.

C. My texticles are so big they make her hands look small.

by Pepsieholik February 5, 2010

testiculectomy

Having your balls removed, especially by giving in to steve jobs' demands and becoming an apple fanboy

L: Check out my new iPad 2! It is all shiney, and it has an apple on it!
N: Sorry to hear about your testiculectomy man ;(

by whodyouthing April 27, 2011

texticle

An individual who incessantly sends you text messages about topics you really have no desire to talk about, especially when anticipating communication from an attractive member of the opposite sex.

Jake (looking at his phone): "Dude, it's another freaking text from Laz about LeBron James. He's sent me six in the last three minutes!"

Scott: "Just turn your damn phone off!"

Jake: "But I can't ... I'm awaiting a text or call from Olga the Lingerie Model about our date tomorrow. Laz is such a texticle."

Scott: "No ... He just needs to get laid."

by J.L. de Plancha July 10, 2010

Testicle Jockey

A person who professionaly rides horse testicles in races.

Carl is a testicle jockey.

by MartyV1014 July 5, 2010

Mug man testicle eater

When mathew and dom fight

Mug man testicle eater fuck u

by Yittanigh December 17, 2018

Mashed Pa-testicles

term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.

She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.

by Cody G. C. March 12, 2008

Texticles

Abbreviations used when texting to save time

She used so many texticles i didnt know what the hell she was talking about

by The 'stupid Guys of class2011 October 6, 2008