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Digital terrorism

The act of the attempt to use manipulation of individuals meta data with the deliberate intention to bring severe harm to one or more people not acting out in self-defense.
The digital terrorism began when a terrorist started a conversation about the unimportance of the store 7-11, while boarding flight 711, in hopes that AI would cause the plane to crash.
by Anymouse83 November 28, 2020
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Terrorance

Once upon a time, in the year 2018 there was an oversized janitor who worked at Morrisons. However, he was not just any janitor, this janitor was named Terence Potter. But, why was he so different to any other janitor you may ask? He had kept a HUGE secret from his family and fellow employees.

For months Terence the fat janitor had been planning to LITERALLY BLOW UP the whole of Morrisons. One day his dreams came true when he planted twelve bombs all around the toilets inside the Morrisons premises.

As he ran out through the fire exit, he spammed the detonate button on his Nintendo switch, and the entire building was obliterated into pieces.He immediately sprinted into his gay blue 2002 ford fiesta and made an extremely quick escape. Nearby cameras from a charity shop across the road caught him in the act as he fled the scene.

To this day, nobody knows what happened to Terence or where he is now. It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved.

He is currently on the “most wanted” list in the UK as well as being classed as the “No. 1 terrorist” in Europe.

…hence the name Terrorance!
that Terrorance was something else you know! nobody…ABSOLUTELY NOBODY had balls like him.
by FayTheGoldDigger August 11, 2024
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Terrorism

It wasn't terrorism 8 years ago. It wasn't terrorism until the AI worked.
Hym "No. Fuck you. My proximity to a terrorist reduces the value of my life to 0. It's not terrorism. I'm not a terrorist. ACCORDING TO URBAN DICTIONARY I'm 'Some random fucking schizo.' Right? Where did that 70 million dollars come from? I'll give you a hint: His brain is filled to the brim with fluids right now."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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WMP Terrorism

The terrifying act of purposefully or accidentally entering a cd's details incorrectly to Windows Media Player (WMP) so that when you rip a CD, the details are automatically downloaded and contains errors such as mispelt song names or songs in the wrong order.
Stevo: Bugger!
Davo: Whats wrong?
Stevo: I've just been hit by WMP Terrorism. Just bought a new CD, ripped it, and all the song titles are in the wrong order.
by Scotty Wazza March 8, 2008
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White collar terrorism

Destroying the East Wing of the White House is an act of white collar terrorism.
by Appalling October 25, 2025
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Tear of Terror

A Tear of Terror takes place when wiping your ass and your finger or fingers break through the TP into the mess that's left on your ass.
After taking a shit at school and using their cheap ass 1/232 ply TP, the Tear of Terror took place. Worked for a half hour getting the shit out from under my finger nails.
by Cramerica Industries December 17, 2021
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Workplace Terrorism

1. The act of lifting one cheek and leaning to the side in an effort to intentionally aim a fart at a co-worker.

2. The act of crop dusting an entire workplace meeting room without mercy.
1. I don't like the guy I sit next to so i'm going to commit an act of workplace terrorism.

2. I really didn't prepare a power point to present in the meeting today, maybe i'll commit an act of workplace terrorism as a distraction for how bad my presentation is going to be.

3. She claims that he is the one behind the recent workplace terrorist attacks that have been happening in the break room this past week.
by Undead Taco October 25, 2017
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