Johann: My back hurts
Zaid: What happened
Johann: I tore my bicep so my back hurts
Zaid: Doing what?
Johann: I was gardening while having the big gay sex with your mom
Zaid: Makes sense
Johann: When an individual's back hurts but says it's his or her bicep that has torn
Zaid: Ahhhhh ur bicep tear makes sense now
Zaid: What happened
Johann: I tore my bicep so my back hurts
Zaid: Doing what?
Johann: I was gardening while having the big gay sex with your mom
Zaid: Makes sense
Johann: When an individual's back hurts but says it's his or her bicep that has torn
Zaid: Ahhhhh ur bicep tear makes sense now
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Get the tear for the road mug.The feeling of depression that comes along with discovering that your crush is hetro and for that reason you can never be with them.
"Hey, you know that Mark Lee is hetro, right?"
"Wait, really?"
"Yeah"
*begins walking away*
"Hey, where are you going?"
"I'm going to my room to let out my Queer Tears."
"Wait, really?"
"Yeah"
*begins walking away*
"Hey, where are you going?"
"I'm going to my room to let out my Queer Tears."
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'Jeremiah began to tickle the young lady with his tongue, and it was not soon before he could taste salmon tears.'
From the 'Bellringers' Handbook 1942'
From the 'Bellringers' Handbook 1942'
by Tund March 6, 2008
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Get the chats tears mug.Buffalo tears....are fake tears with really no tears at all ..someone not really crying but making there voice sound like they r crying and wiping there nose like they r crying...
Buffalo tears....is someone acting like they r crying with no tears at all
Buffalo tears.....are someone bullshiting someone else with fake tears
Buffalo tears....is someone acting like they r crying with no tears at all
Buffalo tears.....are someone bullshiting someone else with fake tears
Tell me u sae that....that kid wasnt upset at all getting caught lying....he sounded upset but did u see his face not a tear one....he had buffalo tears...he just bullshit you
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Girl: Is that a tear in your eye?
Guy: No. I've got allergies.
Girl: Then why is your bottom lip quivering? You're in tear denial!!!
Guy: No. I've got allergies.
Girl: Then why is your bottom lip quivering? You're in tear denial!!!
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