A-To give notice to another person by knocking with the knuckles upon a table top when frustrated with said person.
B-To mark one's territory when concerning a loved one, like a dog pissing on its front lawn.
C-To make one's presence felt.
B-To mark one's territory when concerning a loved one, like a dog pissing on its front lawn.
C-To make one's presence felt.
I was at the bar with Ronelle and she started talking to these three guys at a table. So, as I walked past, I table knocked those mother fuckers. They all looked at me with so much fear and confusion in their eyes. Mainly confusion.
by Virginia Mission October 16, 2009
Get the Table Knockmug. 1 - When overcome with anger or frustration you stand up and all the people at your table stand up together. You feel the impending sense that your friends will have your back at whatever is going down. Your rage boils over, you verbally assault the offender, and with no further options-you flip the table in front of you.
2 - In the absence of an actual table, the phrase can be used metaphorically.
2 - In the absence of an actual table, the phrase can be used metaphorically.
1 - ....are you mackin' on my girl?!?! *everyone stands up* 'Foo you better get back.....*flip a table*
2 - This is well vodka....who does this bartender thinks he is? I'm bouts to flip a table!
2 - This is well vodka....who does this bartender thinks he is? I'm bouts to flip a table!
by LeeRemick December 6, 2011
Get the Flip a tablemug. A mysterious bipedal creature known to inhabit BBQ restaurants in northern Florida. The creature is approximately 5'6" weighing around 115 pounds. It's table cleaning skills are surpassed by no known human being and it has an uncanny ability to clean debris beneath tables without the use of a broom. Another observed ability of the table goblin is its ability to squeeze into closets and unjam doors. The table goblin has been observed at several parties in the 850, often sippin' on red label Smirnoff or carrying around a bottle of José Cuervo. If you encounter this creature, take special care to keep your woman close by. The table goblin posses irresistible charm and just might take your girl back to his lair to lend her some goblin sauce.
Known Haunts: Goodman's BBQ of Perry, FL
Known Haunts: Goodman's BBQ of Perry, FL
Holy shit! I've never had a table cleaned off so fast in my life!
or
Did you see that?! That table goblin just squeezed through a 4 inch gap to get into the closet!
or
That damn table goblin just rode off with my girl!
or
Did you see that?! That table goblin just squeezed through a 4 inch gap to get into the closet!
or
That damn table goblin just rode off with my girl!
by Lil' Coconut October 8, 2008
Get the Table Goblinmug. An open but confusing sexual orientation.
If you were to walk into a room in which one person was in the closet and another were under the table, you would probably notice (and be confused by) the the person under the table, while you would probably not notice the person in the closet. The person under the table is not hiding, but nor does the person conform to standard categories (gay, straight, bi) or expectations of behavior. Communication about why a person is under the table is often hampered because explanations are complicated, easily misunderstood, disregarded as self-delusion, or even because the person under the table does not fully understand.
If you were to walk into a room in which one person was in the closet and another were under the table, you would probably notice (and be confused by) the the person under the table, while you would probably not notice the person in the closet. The person under the table is not hiding, but nor does the person conform to standard categories (gay, straight, bi) or expectations of behavior. Communication about why a person is under the table is often hampered because explanations are complicated, easily misunderstood, disregarded as self-delusion, or even because the person under the table does not fully understand.
by Under the Table January 13, 2009
Get the under the tablemug. A group of especially unattractive subjects occupying public group furniture. Term is adapted from the label on the initial image of a set of before/after pictures commonly used to illustrate the effectiveness of a product or service advertised to improve one's image.
Did you see the chicks at the before-table when we entered? For a second, I thought we walked onto the set of an infomercial.
by hitbyageo April 25, 2004
Get the before-tablemug. Noun-
A person who aggressively scouts out tables and takes them as soon as a party gets up from their chairs in a restaurant setting; a person who cuts in front or other people walking towards an open table; a person who waits right next to a party eating just to take their table
A person who aggressively scouts out tables and takes them as soon as a party gets up from their chairs in a restaurant setting; a person who cuts in front or other people walking towards an open table; a person who waits right next to a party eating just to take their table
I was going to that open table but a table predator cut right in front of me and stole it!
Or
I just saw that lady hip check that little kid; she's such a table predator!
Or
I just saw that lady hip check that little kid; she's such a table predator!
by moyce April 19, 2018
Get the Table predatormug. A way of describing a woman or man you would like to bend over a table and proceed to have sexual intercourse with.
by D8431 August 23, 2016
Get the Table-Bendermug.