Tuesday

A day in the week we’re everyone can get horny without getting guarded

Girl: Omg he send me a dick pic

Boy: wait but it’s Tuesday

Girl: Oh silly me it’s TUESDAY

by Nig got June 23, 2021

Tuesday

The week day equivalent to beige.

This day has come to be known as the "Basic Bitch Day"

George: I like Tuesdays, there's just something about them I like

Michael: This is why your dad left you, George

by Simply_Curri May 17, 2022

Tuesday Lapdance

Economic principal wherein a small increase in quantity is exchanged for a disproportionate reduction in quality.

Ok so Jack in the Box tacos are 2 for 1 compared to Carl's Jr. but you're paying for 2x kangaroo meat. Sounds like a real Tuesday lapdance if you ask me.

by Smackaroni November 1, 2022

Tuesday

Tuesday is a day where you and your homies get together and masterbate together. Or even have a gang bang.

Guy : Hey man it's Tuesday you know what that means
Guy : Yeah, we gang.

by ILOVEGAYSEX November 22, 2022

Tuesday night Amy sauce

The act of licking snatch on the first day of Amys period when flow is at max.

Please babe tell me its on tonight? This guy loves him some Tuesday night Amy sauce.

by Wang dang period finger bang January 14, 2023

Tuesday Rocket

When a girl is riding your cock so hard and fast that you can't get her off in time before the big purge. So you kick her in the air right as you're about to cum.

I didn't want no kids so I gave her the ol' Tuesday Rocket

by Crispy Fungus August 31, 2023

Tush Tuesday

A variation of the Tumblr holiday known as Topless Tuesday where users post their tush(ass) instead of a topless picture

Anon "Hey wheres your Topless Tuesday picture"
Tumblr "I don't participate in Topless Tuesday but i did put a pic. up for Tush Tuesday"

by UnluckySe7en March 8, 2011