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Houston handshake

When you shove one hand into a person's anus, and the other down their throat then they meet halfway and you shake your own hands
I pulled off a sick Houston Handshake on Lebron yesterday
by Mundge mundddge December 14, 2019
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Pennsylvania Handshake

When one individual defecates onto another individual’s butthole. It should be noted that this is done in a non-sexual manner.
Gill gave Joe a Pennsylvania Handshake after he had not seen him in a few weeks. It was a great celebration.
by CarmellaC June 12, 2018
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Wigan handshake

A term for when you finger a girl in a bar/nightclub.

Considered the height of romance and sophistication to girls from the Wigan area.
1)Look a Pesh he's giving that girl on the dancefloor a Wigan handshake.
by camouflange November 24, 2011
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Chicago Handshake

1) A handshake in which money is exchanged for the purpose of bribing. 2) To pass bribe money via hand greeting.
Everyone knows the only way you get into Club 69 is be a celebrity, know the management or give the bouncer an old fashioned Chicago Handshake.
by Stan the Chi-town Man September 26, 2009
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mexican handshake

the act of greeting someone by grabbing and shaking one's croutch
After a long separation, Paco quickly greeted me with a mexican handshake.
by TiC_ToK September 27, 2004
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Bohemian Handshake

The act of giving a hand job while they are passed out on the carpet.
Everyone watched as she gave him the Bohemian Handshake at the party since he was the first to pass out.
by seagate4life February 11, 2010
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Polynesian Handshake

The sexual act of shitting into your own hand and then giving someone a handjob.
I once knew this guy that wouldn't jack off unless it was a Polynesian handshake...
by Rory September 3, 2007
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