Husband: Oh my God, what happened to the kids?!
Husband: I don't know, they just started bleeding everywhere! Oh, did I mention that I'm vegan?
Husband: I don't know, they just started bleeding everywhere! Oh, did I mention that I'm vegan?
by Uncle Buttmunch June 13, 2018
Get the Veganmug. A human with a severely limited understanding of nutrition who sincerely believes that depending on big pharma supplements is a viable and healthy long-term solution to getting bad fee-fees when they think about sad cows.
Vegans are typically unable to think for themselves and never do their own research; instead they rely on Hollywood actors and Instagram influencers to tell them what is good and what is bad. Despite their clear lack of original thought, they will typically legitimately think that they came to any conclusion on their own.
If you encounter a vegan in the wild, it will not take long before they start spouting sound bites from Netflix propaganda pieces. Once you start pressing them on details about the clearly nutrition-deficient diet, they will quickly deflect and tell you they'll link you a video and that it contains everything you need to know, because they certainly fucking don't.
Every single vegan in existence will also claim to care about gender equality, environmentalism and universal healthcare. They also browse reddit and smoke weed but they could totally stop at any time, it's not addictive bro.
Vegans are typically unable to think for themselves and never do their own research; instead they rely on Hollywood actors and Instagram influencers to tell them what is good and what is bad. Despite their clear lack of original thought, they will typically legitimately think that they came to any conclusion on their own.
If you encounter a vegan in the wild, it will not take long before they start spouting sound bites from Netflix propaganda pieces. Once you start pressing them on details about the clearly nutrition-deficient diet, they will quickly deflect and tell you they'll link you a video and that it contains everything you need to know, because they certainly fucking don't.
Every single vegan in existence will also claim to care about gender equality, environmentalism and universal healthcare. They also browse reddit and smoke weed but they could totally stop at any time, it's not addictive bro.
by george_the_technically_correct November 15, 2019
Get the veganmug. You do know because you're vegan doesn't make you special
by Mike Sanchez67 December 12, 2018
Get the Veganmug. by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018
Get the Veganmug. A gay person who thinks eating leaves and grass is delicious. Who eats grass? WTF is wrong with vegans?
by Aiden Sherman boiy May 25, 2019
Get the Veganmug. A person who eats only food that is good for their bodies and no food that is good for their souls. They only have the upmost concern for extending their lives a few more years despite how unhappy or misserable it will make said years.
Jim: did you know that eating bacon decreases your lifespan? You should try being a vegan to save your life.
Jan: interesting point. To counter I ask, did you know that bacon is the only thing that makes life worth living? You should try living while you are alive.
Jan: interesting point. To counter I ask, did you know that bacon is the only thing that makes life worth living? You should try living while you are alive.
by Doylelew September 7, 2018
Get the Veganmug.