Evil Empire

A Couple of Jerkoffs that brag about their 9 Fantasy Football Championships over and over til their friends heads Explode

C’mon Guy’s ! Do you wanna be part of the resistance ? Or would you rather join the EVIL EMPIRE?

by JuggaloHuggalo12 September 17, 2019

Goatee empire

An empire that Sam invented. Their statue is a messed up monstrosity called Janet and their emperor is Sam.

Sam, Toby ,Liam, Ruan and Anneke, I know you are reading this. I hope my defintion of Goatee empire isn't bad Sam!

by KLSdefintions888 June 24, 2020

Empire

Someone who angers you to a point of creating grandiose lies to gain undue sympathy and monetary compensation.

When Johnny's empire broke up with him, his ego was so damaged he wore aviators to his court hearings.

by Ahandphul April 1, 2019

pungan empire

ImaadI was here
The pungan empire is a project launched by the global science department to monitor how some monkeys would behave if they were put in a discord server lol

i bet ur in the pungan empire lol

by ImaadI September 15, 2021

The Breath Of An Empire: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: The Breath Of An Empire: The First Juvenile Release

Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

irony-of-empire

The phenology of an empire needing to continuously expand its borders AND impose racial segregation on its subjects.

As the empire grows it runs out of capital to continue expanding.

The empire then allows racial integration in order to free trapped capital within the empire.

This ends the empire in a 300-year timeframe.

The irony-of-empire paradigm argues that racial integration is an attempt by the empire to free capital to fund expansion in contrast to an altruistic attempt to become more just.

It indicates that empires fall to the laws of capitalism more than any contrapositive external condition.

by tomorrowtomorrow December 21, 2018