Bald Cupcake

Another word for any kind of muffin

I had a blueberry bald cupcake for breakfast today.

by Ahmaleg June 9, 2009

gay cupcake

Someone that is so gay and sensitive. Mainly used in stan twitter.

"Wow, look at alex. He's a gay cupcake".

by bocasclouds May 27, 2020

Bacon Cupcake

When someone says two phrases that seem like they are in the same thought, but at the same time have absolutely nothing to do with each other, and seem odd when paired. i.e. a Non- sequiter

Person 1: ...And then he told me we were breaking up. I have always wanted to meet Hillary Swank.

Person 2: Dude, that was totally a bacon cupcake!

by Creamymiddle November 24, 2009

cupcake currency

When corporations try to keep their young staff happy by subsidising meagre incomes with baked goods.

Startup culture has created a generation of pre-diabetics who are subsidised with cupcake currency.

by ladyluck81 August 12, 2014

cupcake crayons

the end product of when you take all the little bits of crayon that no one uses and melting them in the oven using a cupcake tin.

crazy teen: can we make cupcake crayons?

normal teen: uhmmmm why???

crazy: i ated the good crayons..... ^.^

by dinosaurismymiddlename November 10, 2009

Cupcake Emo

Let's first clear this up, people: wearing black or painting your nails black doesnt mean you're emo. Cupcake Emo means you're sorta girlie emo, indie rock emo. Like Hello Kitty, duh?

Who is that new girl?

Her name is Ashley.She's so emo.

No, look at her clothes. She is a cupcake emo, duh?

by Emmylee July 5, 2008

cupcake castle

When you bang 5 fat chicks you made it to the top of the cupcake castle

Last night I banged my 5th fat chick I made it to the top of cupcake castle

by Allmight October 9, 2017