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that's not what your mother said last night

similar to that's the sound your mother made last night. it also originated from SNL celebrity jeopardy. it was said by Sean Connery and is just another sexual innuendo.
Sean Connery: It's been a long time, Trebek.
Trebek: Not long enough.
Sean Connery: That's not what your mother said last night!
by gorillaguy987 May 23, 2009
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that's not what I asked

The ultimate come back and douche bag saying in any applicable situation.

It can properly be said at any time the yes/no question asked is not directly and simply answered with a "yes" or in some instances, a "no."

This saying may or may not be accompanied with a sacktap.
James: "Hey Nick did you buy beer for tonight?"
Nick: "Well I went to the liquor store but I didn't have my wall--"
James: "That's not what i asked dipshit" (followed by a sacktap)
by dopplemire November 8, 2010
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That's NOT What She Said

The opposite of "That's What She Said"; when an innocent statement is interpreted sexually - lack of sexual skill, small pecker, etc. - when in fact the statement refers to something else
P-Phat: Dude, what do you think of my new loft?

MOCO: Dude, it's so small

P-Phat: That's NOT What She Said!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008
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I don't even know what that means

This phrase is tagged to the end of one's speech in order to reveal an innuendo or undertone. It is expressed with a wide-eyed expression and a tone of confusion. It is often synonymous with "That's what she said".

Unlike "That's what she said", it is proper for one to add this phrase to the end of his/her own speech, as well as for others to do the honor for him/her.
Scott: "This female's pelvis has been articulated... I don't even know what that means"
by Carriacou Archaeology 2008 September 27, 2008
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Do you know what that means?

Something said when something obvious is implied.
Bob: I dont have to go to work today.
Dave: Do you know what that means?
Bob: What?
Dave: Minecraft time obviously.
by Taniss99 July 31, 2011
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what that mouth do?

A commanding way to ask for a blo job
Basic "such my dick" in a strong player way
He shut her up with ," Bitch what that mouth do?"
by BIG-Dick Rick August 31, 2020
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What That Speed Bout

What That Speed Bout is not just a song, its a cultural reset, it's the oxygen you breathe, it's is a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an art, the first gift you open on Christmas, a hug from a loved one, everything you’ve ever wanted.
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