life

Sh#t that happens when you trying to do other stuff

I was planning on going to Las Vegas for vacation but my girlfriend just told me she's pregnant, now i have to save money for the baby, oh well that's life.

by frostyflakes51590 April 27, 2012

life

The only chance you have within a small time frame to do something amazing in this world.

The earth is 4.543 billion years old with life beginning from a mineral pool of water. Time is what has brought us here to now reading this. (Now go watch David Attenborough)

by Bakedkipling July 2, 2016

Life

Something you don't have.

Your life

by A.little._.cutie May 28, 2021

Life

Pain

"Life hurts like a bitch. I'm gonna go eat some tide pods."

by LUCIFER_WILL_RISE November 13, 2018

life

a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. there is no known cure.

the aim of life is to stay alive until you die

by bunda September 23, 2012

Life

a living place where nothing is perfect. Everything don't turn your way but it will

"I hate myself."
"Thats life dude."

by Heyitmehh July 12, 2015

Life

Something you wish you never came accross

A pain in the ass is called life.

by The Funnyone February 21, 2020