terrorist unicorn

The act of giving someone a rim job while holding their penis above your head as if you were a unicorn, and while doing said rim job screaming like you are gonna detonate a bomb; i.e. la-la-la-la-la-la

Friend: "How was your date last night?"
Me: "It was terrifying and great!"
Friend: "What happened?"
Me: "She gave me a terrorist unicorn!"

by WandObi March 1, 2018

terrorist

Anyone saying no to imperialist powers are terrorists

Freedom fighters resisting imperialist rule are terrorists because they are supposed to welcome imperial powers with open arms and give away all their resources.

by freedomdiarhea January 29, 2024

H-Terrorist

A person that uses the means of a regular "terrorist," but is extremely bad on average. Known for the use of Severe Sexual Assault and Severe Pedophilia. An extremely bad terrorist, so bad that new words had to be invented to describe them. - To add, the use of Severe Sexual Assault and Severe Pedophilia is one of the back drivers to the coinage of the new word. - The Letter choice of H is a placeholder without any backstory, and interchangable, like A-Terrorist and B-Terrorist.

Those H-Terrorists we witnessed were much worse than just normal criminals.

by Mike A. Albertson October 6, 2024

Schedule Terrorist

A World of Warcraft (WoW) player who treats raid nights like sacred rituals carved into stone tablets by ancient raid leaders. They’re the first to say, “Sorry, I can’t—raid night,” with the solemnity of someone canceling a kidney transplant. Meanwhile, your brain surgery, anniversary dinner, or grandma’s funeral is apparently more reschedulable than their Mythic+ keystone run.

These are the people who act like moving a dungeon night is akin to postponing the Olympics. They’ll guilt-trip you for missing a Tuesday night 3-hour boss grind, but conveniently forget they could just, you know… log off.

“rivenz is being a total schedule terrorist again—won’t push raid night even though it’s my grandma’s funeral.

by Naeno April 14, 2025

Terrorist

A term that extremely ignorant people use to describe people who look, dress, speak or behave in a way they don’t like. Especially if they are not white, wear Islamic clothes, speak Arabic or simply being anything other than a white christian speaking English.

This word is often used with: barbaric, uncivilized, human animals, etc…

What do terrorists wear?

According to:
Google: kuffiyeh

France: Hijab, niqab (face covering)
Other ignorants: sikh’s turban, jilbabs (abayas)
In real life: They wear suits and kill people

by The Shrieking Shack January 7, 2024

Terrorist

A person who has done very very bad things. VERY bad things to people or things i guess.

T: joey is a terrorist
J: hey im not i didnt do anything
T: you stole my cookie, two of my cookies you damn terrorist

by hjonkhjonk!! March 12, 2021

Terrorist ball

A low-possession style of football which is utterly infuriating to watch and play against. It involves playing as defensively and dirty as possible.

If a team playing “terroist-ball” scores, it is only done through counter-attacks.

Generally once a goal is scored, the terrorism team will play with as many defenders as possible, further adding to the frustration of the opposing team and their fans.

Managers who are major proponents of Terrorist-ball include Sean Dyche, Jose Mourinho and Diego Simeone.

He has them playing Terrorist ball. We had 20 shots on target and 85% possession, hell they had two players sent off and the STILL won 1-0

by Rooftophallways November 17, 2023