Tear Lube

When you run out of lube and get sad so you use your tears as lube

Yesterday I ran out of lube so i got sad and got tears or as i would call it "tear lube" all over my dick, works like a charm

by Papi Rabi May 22, 2017

Queer Tears

The feeling of depression that comes along with discovering that your crush is hetro and for that reason you can never be with them.

"Hey, you know that Mark Lee is hetro, right?"
"Wait, really?"
"Yeah"
*begins walking away*
"Hey, where are you going?"
"I'm going to my room to let out my Queer Tears."

by Doc. Coc June 25, 2017

bicep tear

When an individual's back hurts but says it's his or her bicep that has torn

Johann: My back hurts
Zaid: What happened
Johann: I tore my bicep so my back hurts
Zaid: Doing what?
Johann: I was gardening while having the big gay sex with your mom
Zaid: Makes sense
Johann: When an individual's back hurts but says it's his or her bicep that has torn
Zaid: Ahhhhh ur bicep tear makes sense now

by Cakeeater123 February 21, 2018

Apache Tear

A gem associated with truth and insecurities.

Apache Tears reveal cracks and weaknesses, see past truth and lie, nothing can hide from this gem.

by TeaMun March 12, 2017

true tears

Tears that are shed when someone's heart is truly broken.

Jessica cried when her boyfriend dumped her, but they weren't true tears because she didn't really love him.

by Hunter Oshino May 25, 2016

tear jerkery

n. Actions or words which evoke an overly sympathetic response. Often employed by pathetic losers.

..................

Do not bother with an appeal. Your tear jerkery will not change our minds.You are guilty guilty guilty.

by gnostic3 January 20, 2020

tear denial

The bullshit excuses guys come up with rather than admit they were moved by an emotionally charged movie or TV show.

Girl: Is that a tear in your eye?
Guy: No. I've got allergies.
Girl: Then why is your bottom lip quivering? You're in tear denial!!!

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011