To get the attention of a socal media thot using venmo or cashapp.
Girls on social media will post there venmo or cashapp on their profile. Simps will drop a thot tax in their venmo, then proceed to slide into the DMs.
Girls on social media will post there venmo or cashapp on their profile. Simps will drop a thot tax in their venmo, then proceed to slide into the DMs.
You remember Alexa from HS? We hooked up last night, after I sent $200 thot tax to her venmo. That definitely got her attention.
by Laravel April 30, 2021
Get the thot taxmug. You can’t just eat like that, you have to pay the tootie tax.
Did you give Max his tootie tax or did you eat all your food?
Look at Thor, she’s waiting for her tootie tax while you’re stuffing your face with this cheeseburger.
Loki didn’t even bother waiting for his tootie tax, he just grabbed a piece of chicken from my plate.
Did you give Max his tootie tax or did you eat all your food?
Look at Thor, she’s waiting for her tootie tax while you’re stuffing your face with this cheeseburger.
Loki didn’t even bother waiting for his tootie tax, he just grabbed a piece of chicken from my plate.
by Tootielover April 11, 2023
Get the Tootie Taxmug. The fee paid over and above the retail price of an item that is in short supply and high demand. It basically means you are paying for the vaseline they use to sodomize you.
by yert December 1, 2009
Get the Vaseline Taxmug. (1) Where the government (without your consent) Forcefully takes out your money leaving you very little
(2) Secretly added Fees,Charges,Taxes etc. That companies will force upon you all willy-nilly With little or no consent from the customer
(2) Secretly added Fees,Charges,Taxes etc. That companies will force upon you all willy-nilly With little or no consent from the customer
by EmJayee September 23, 2019
Get the Tax Rapemug. Guy 1: Why did you pay for a whole year of nudes?
Guy 2: Why not.
Guy 1: You know this why simp tax should exist.
Guy 2: Why not.
Guy 1: You know this why simp tax should exist.
by feins September 11, 2020
Get the Simp taxmug. "Dude? Did you just take a bite out of your kid's candy bar?" Said single guy.
"Of course, that's the adult tax." Said dad.
"Of course, that's the adult tax." Said dad.
by John Doe Daddy August 3, 2019
Get the Adult taxmug. Nit- (from nit picky-in this case particularly with money)
a person with extremely frugal habits. That person will try to do anything (even if illogical) to save a dollar
Nit Tax-The additional money you end up paying because you were trying really hard to save a dollar.
a person with extremely frugal habits. That person will try to do anything (even if illogical) to save a dollar
Nit Tax-The additional money you end up paying because you were trying really hard to save a dollar.
You see gas for $3.00 a gallon and you think you will save 2 cents a gallon if you go across town to get it. However, it costs over $1.50 of gas to go get it. The nit tax is double what you wanted to save.
You try to book a car rental for cheap, you find the cheapest deal for the day. You wait because you know you can find a $20 off coupon. Then, you book the next day, but have to pay $100 more because it is now too close to the day you want your car. Your nit tax is now $100.
You try to book a car rental for cheap, you find the cheapest deal for the day. You wait because you know you can find a $20 off coupon. Then, you book the next day, but have to pay $100 more because it is now too close to the day you want your car. Your nit tax is now $100.
by Yangyflo October 2, 2010
Get the nit taxmug.