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Student ID

You're muthafuckin identification card. The greatest goddamn thing in the world. You want to be fucking identified? That fucker can identify your ass! Do you feel an unresistable urge to bitch slap the hell out of a hoe? Take that fucking ID and Slap dat bitch! Mutha Fuck the Police when you have that swag ass ID on you. You forget your drivers license at a satanic ritual! Prove yourself through this piece of fucking plastic shit. Do you want to fuck shit up as a motherfucking ninja?!?!?!?!?!? Fucking throw that bitch ass motherfucking shit card at someone's godforsaken ass! IF YOU HAVE DAT STUDENT IDEA, YOU CAN SLIDE INTO THE DM'S OF ANY BODACIOUS BABE. LEGIT THE MOST FUCKING BADASS MOTHERFUCKING SHOT OF ALL TIME
Greg: Hey you're a hoe ass bitch. :) lel

You: FUCK YOURE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT GREG. LET ME DESTROY YOUR ASS YA HOE
you: *whips out Student ID"

Greg: *MUTHAFUCKING ASSHOLE DESTROYED AS YOU REKTED HIS BITCH ASS. THAT'S RIGHT! NO ONE NEEDS YOUR SHIT GREG
by AnalSpasm October 6, 2015
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Studdering

Suh-Suh-Suh-Someone who studders
Why you studdering?, "suh-suh-suhs sup mm-mm-mman!, watchu d-d-d-oing?"
by Hektor Rodriguez October 7, 2007
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professional student

One who is studying for a professional graduate degree; particularly a law, medical, dentistry, veterinary, or business student.
Man, what are all these undergrads' cars doing in the garage? As a professional student, I should get priority.
by Rhythmgen January 20, 2010
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arts' student

An individual who is a member od the art or humanities faculty of an university.
These students little work, as they are merely a government ploy to boost university figures by introducing "dumbing down policys". Arts student are generally hated by all and career paths generally involve a paper hat and fast food.
by Scorp September 22, 2003
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Sudden death

An event wich takes place when you are in a heated halo 3 or COD 4 match when your Xbox 360 controller's batteries die,resulting in controller throwing,stomping,hitting,biting or in severe cases smashing your tv.

this can be avoided by regularly changing your batteries or getting a wired controller.
guy 1:dude i was playing modern warfare 2 when suddenly my controller had a Sudden death,i was pissed.

guy 2:that sucks man.
by Lovemachine 69 November 7, 2009
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Suddenly

An insidious and fatal disease usually secondary to a pulmonary embolism
Resident: The patient came back from the comfort room and Suddenly...
by Surgeron July 12, 2019
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STAR STUDDED

Around famous people. leaving people see stars around them.
lighted by or full of stars; bright: a star-studded night. exhibiting or charterizing by the presence of many preeminen performers
It was a star studded night. every time i see him hes star studded.
by star studded January 13, 2008
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