Stress

something straight edge emo kids always complain about.

Emo1: my life sucks i have so much stress
Normal person: man, shut the fuck up and just take a hit of this.
Emo1: i dont kno man *hits bong*... you kno what i feel pretty motha fucking good.

by Changing1EmoAtATime November 5, 2009

Stress

The confusion created when ones mind overrides the bodys basic desire to choke the living s**t out of some a**hole who desperately needs it

This person is stressed out because his younger brother was killing him in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

by Bastards from Hell November 1, 2011

Tea-stress

The one hapless friend (mostly male for extra degradation)who always ends up with the tea making duties because they can't build up enough self confidence not to be everyone's bitch.

Simon - "Kris, make the tea!"
Kris - "Do I have to? I made the last seven!"

Daniel - "YES you fucking do - your the tea-stress!! And when you've done that, wash these cups"

by Daniel B7 January 12, 2009

low key stress

What bitches say when they're trying to sound smart and overwhelmed.

My final in biology is causing me so much low key stress. By the way I'm a slut.

by CHUCKmySHEW December 13, 2014

Stress

A combination of a Shirt and a dress.

A button down dress

"You look really hot in that stress"

by Sian Williams January 14, 2008

Post-Trump Stress Disorder

The most idiotic term on this site. Especially when created on Veterans' Day.

Liberal: "I have post-trump stress disorder!"
Veteran: "Maybe you should try going to war and getting a real stress disorder."

by 150IQ November 11, 2016

strasser

a word describing someone who is awesome yet emo

"i love you"says me
"thats cool im sad" say someone who is strasser

by matthew is cool July 26, 2007