Stroking The Hog

It's like giving your hog the nice smooth ride. Silky at heart, but rough through dedication, memories of this could be passed down for generations. The tenderness of this act is angelic to the human eye, and feel, possibly all senses that you are in possession of currently. It can almost be described as a chefs main dish, an actors greatest act, or what you feel is important or sentimental to this phrase. So with all of that Go, "Stroke The Hog".

Riley: Yo, Gang get on forttttt!!!!!
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.

by Guhly December 21, 2023

Stroking your shit

Slang for male masturbation.

Jimmy, did I just catch you stroking your shit?
I'm stroking my shit, I got lotion on my dick right now

by buttfart33 November 17, 2023

Stroking your shit

Slang for masturbation of the male penis

I just caught you stroking your shit, Tyrone!

by buttfart33 November 30, 2023

Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area

“Dude, where were you?”
“Sorry, I had to be careful as I was stroking it blind”

by Heather Kerns April 23, 2024

Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area

The trucker was stroking it blind since it was dark

by Heather Kerns May 1, 2024

Streaking

An act in which one pulls out their male appendage and starts dragging it across the girls body while leaving a trail of liquid, often drawing out images across the body

last night, I was streaking all over Jennifer

by gangalatoogan May 23, 2024

Splunking

Splunking is ejaculating at a constant flow for a prolonged period of time;

Did you see that Eric was splunking in his car outside of your house today?

by Dkiafb24 June 7, 2024