Scorpasaur

A dinosaur from the cretacous period which had scorpion claws for hand. Coloured red and green and was one of the most dangerous things around. Liked to eat roarberries and spotted shrews (from which pigeons evolved from). Remains have been found in Texas and new Zealand

Now used to describe someone who has done something rediculous!

Ie - wow your such a scorpasaur!

Or - Scorpasaur! Man your crazy

by Devilslaw February 4, 2010

Starpent

(adj)-being extremely stupid in all areas such as math, reading, writing, science, and social understandings.

(n)-Someone who's mind has been severely slowed to the point of possible retardation.

Jack Black is one of the most starpent people I know.

by Gabriel Goldstein October 7, 2011

scorpion jew

moniez grabzoid with the pincers and the stinger.

'General insult'
You Scorpion Jew, go pincer da moniez swag.

by QuadNader August 20, 2011

Starpy

Creepily obsessed over somebody

Oh my god, she has a photo album of him? Rachel is so starpy!

by Allegiance February 15, 2018

shorp

shorp is something that is round and pointy

sharp is not round but still pointy

you feel?

The alien teeth at the Museum of Natural History were quite shorp; five people were impaled in just one week!

by flufflepuff07 June 1, 2022

Sea Scorpion

Aussie slang for shrimp.

Paul Hogan originally said "I'll slip an extra sea scorpion on the barbie" but the tourism ad agency changed it to the now famous "shrimp on the barbie".

by Inter-Planet March 9, 2011

Scathing Scorpion Sandpit

When your partner shit in a mixture of oatmeal and kitty litter and then your partner proceeds to lie in it on her stomach whilst hanging her ankles above her torso like a scorpion. You then proceed to layer your dick with hot sauce before penetrating her.

Joel was very contempt with normal sex tonight but Samara insisted they try out the Scathing Scorpion Sandpit, as it was part of her culture.

by sozboz November 1, 2015