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Stiff Rebuttal

WHEN SOMEONE IS SPEAKING NONSENSICAL BULLSHIT, AND YOU FINALLY HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF IT, YOU OFFER THEM A STIFF REBUTTAL, IE, A BITCH SLAP ACROSS THEIR FACE.
Bitch was in my chair, so I offered some STIFF REBUTTAL.

Person 1: "Hey Johnny, did you hear about how much of a dumbass Janete is? I mean, all she does is talk about how pretty she is, I mean, she can't be prettier than me."
Person 2: "OH MY GOD, THIS IS GOING NOWHERE, BITCH, GET READY FOR SOME STIFF REBUTTAL.
by Eric The Stiff September 14, 2009
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Seinfeld situation

An unfortunate situation that could be avoided through use of a cell phone.
I had to run home early to catch my friend before she left for work, but I got stuck in traffic and lost the key to my place. It was a real Seinfeld situation!
by Hans v June 10, 2011
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stiff

A form of confrontation in which 2 or more individuals engage in a short struggle or argument, often resulting in awkward moments thereafter.
At the frat party, there was a little stiff in between Joe and Rachelynn after Joe supposedly was flirting with her sister.
by Lake39 January 22, 2017
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throw to Seinfeld

to interrupt important proceedings for self-recognition or promotion; inspired by NBC cutting to Jerry Seinfeld's new show "The Marriage Ref" during the 2010 Winter Olympics' closing ceremonies
Bob loves to throw to Seinfeld, like this afternoon when he was telling me about our merger then totally threw to Seinfeld about his new Facebook photo album. Now I don't know if I still have a job!
by KaraokeFanboy March 1, 2010
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Stanford

Student # 4056: I'm applying to stanford, and an admission officier is viewing this right now!

Student's Friend: You can't get into stanford!

Student # 4056: Your mother.
by 8194056 December 31, 2011
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Stanford University

A prestigious private university where the asshole students can't decide whether they are better than everyone else because they're rich (which they are) or because they're smart (which they aren't). The parties suck and the girls are mediocre. The only bright side is that there are fewer hippies than at Berkeley.
Don't go to Stanford unless you hate having fun.
by Rob May 13, 2005
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stiff

to fail to give an expected tip.
"She never got stiffed, she is such a great waitress."
by Dana Mix August 17, 2003
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