Stealthing

When someone is in a call with friends and state they will be gone for "x" amount of time then proceed to leave for quadruple or more the time

Scar is stealthing, he said we would go eat and come back in 30 minutes and now it has been 3 hours

by yourextravaultspace June 13, 2025

stealth hater

A stealth hater is someone who doesn't have the courage or intestinal fortitude to confront you or express their hate for you to your face. They will tell everyone else why they hate you. They will either pretend to like you to your face or not say anything at all. The worst kind of hater.

Anna is such a stealth hater - she won't serve me or talk to me at the coffee shop unless she has to - and puts on the fakest smile and attitude one ever did see.

by C Tasch July 4, 2022

stealth shag

Having sex silently, so as to avoid causing irreparable emotional trauma to their children.

My parents don't stealth shag. I wish I was deaf.

by Something Amusing October 26, 2013

stealth update

A stealth update is when a game updates without telling you about it, this is a common problem for games on steam which can update without consent or warning

Gamer: Pheew, i spent hours modding a game
Steam: Do it again!
Gamer: What?
Steam: Stealth update got you frickface!
Gamer: Frick you Steam!

by Wolf14Vargen14 July 27, 2024

Stealth bomb

The act of taking a Jagerbomb in a mug, thereby concealing ones' alcoholic intentions.

Josh: how did you get through work today?
Scott: I stealth bombed the entire time bruh

by bigcocksowhat September 27, 2014

Impossible Stealth

Ridiculously exaggerated stealth where a person who is trying to be sneaky either:

A. Does sneaky maneuvers that should be physically impossible, or
B. Is incredibly stealthy without even trying.

In Fallout 76, an extreme stealth build can often achieve the type B version of impossible stealth, as enemies will often right past you and will not shoot you, as long as you're crouching. Enemies can also be actively shooting at you and attacking them will still count as a sneak attack, if you're doing it correctly.

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 8, 2023

Cocaine Stealth Mission

An operation that involves the use of grappling hooks,smoke bombs,bulletproof vests and stealth tactics in order to steal cocaine from highly guarded drug stash houses without being detected.

Dude Sams dad has coke stashed in that building we should do a Cocaine Stealth Mission.

by Momaud August 10, 2023