When you are at the age in your life when you arent too old to still get an errection, but can longer ejaculate anything more than a puff of air.
These days JJ has been experiencing "the Stanley Dean condition". At least he doesnt need to use condums anymore.
by ut4wade November 1, 2010
Get the the Stanley Dean conditionmug. by demigoggle September 7, 2021
Get the Ormiston Sir Stanley Matthews Academymug. A town full off smackrats and chavs nd people that stick slugs to there eyebrows oh nd most people look like oranges 😗
by Paige Ridley February 25, 2021
Get the Stanleymug. The act of being injured in the pursuit of sexual gratification, often requiring medical attention or the impromptu use of a Stanley tool.
Me: did you hear about Emma?
Kat: what happened?
Me: She was trying to take some nudes in the bathroom and in trying to get a good angle, she slipped and cracked her head open and had to get stapled.
Kat: wow! Proper Stanleyed! Hope she’s okay!
Kat: what happened?
Me: She was trying to take some nudes in the bathroom and in trying to get a good angle, she slipped and cracked her head open and had to get stapled.
Kat: wow! Proper Stanleyed! Hope she’s okay!
by crimsoncape January 14, 2024
Get the Stanleyedmug. by Perry Jex June 2, 2019
Get the Stanley Steamermug. She’s the most beautiful, wonderful person in the planet and she will always cheer you up no matter what the situation is, the best out there
by Ella’s lover June 9, 2019
Get the ella grace stanleymug. 