look whos stalking

similar to the phrase "look whos talking". You say this to a creepy stalker who lurks in the shadows who accuses you of stalking after finding out by stalking you.

Look whos stalking.

by crackfairy January 24, 2010

monkey stalking him

This lyric by King Von, is a metaphor and a play on “monkey on my back”. When you have a monkey on your back, you have a desire to drink smoke gamble (or any unhealthy coping method) because of emotional distress. King Von is saying the monkey on his uncles back, or his drug dependency, is stalking, in other words prominent or wont let up.

“My uncle got that cough again, he been smoking cr@ck since I was born. That monkey STALKING him.”
- King Von

by Gen Ten March 18, 2023

Preemptive Counter-Stalking

The act of stalking a potential stalker, in order to learn everything about them, and using this information to make yourself undesirable to them, thus evading the stalker.

I think this girl that just added me on facebook is going to stalk me. I'm going to stalk her profile, so I can lie about anything we might have in common

Yeah, Preemptive counter-stalking is the way to go.

by jimmeh777 April 19, 2011

Cyber Stalk

to stalk your favorite celebrities via facebook. That it becomes an obsession.

Eileen likes to cyber stalk her crush when she gets home.

by krifjijfrfrfrfrf November 3, 2014

cuddle-stalking

Stalking a person while playing with each other's private parts.

It was fun cuddle-stalking your almost-but-not-quite-good-enough potential boyfriend.

by C.Ni March 25, 2010

park 'n' stalk

The act of stalking someone (usually a shopper) leaving a place of business back to his/her car while you are in your car with the intent of finding a parking spot.

Most likely to happen during the Holiday season, or any time a big sale at the mall is happening.

I wanted to hit up that sale at Woodfield Mall, but it was so crowded that I had to pull a park 'n' stalk on this nice little Asian couple.

by perditajuanita January 2, 2010

stalking your clock

it's when you have problems sleeping and lay there watching your clock so often that it's like a stalker watching their victim.

ron: i've been having so much trouble sleeping.
tif: you been stalking your clock?
ron: worse than a stalker with their victim

by draventea January 14, 2009