squirrel uprising 

the inevitable and soon to come squirrel uprising that most likely already happened but were in the hundredth reality where it has yet to happen

Me: Hey have you been preparing your Assault Rifles for the squirrels?

Other person: yeah we're gonna light them up

squirrel uprising being squirrels taking over the human race and population

squirrel uprising by Someone that exists, maybe? February 22, 2021

squirrel_jisung 

An amazing person named Han (it’s their TikTok User).

He goes by he/they pronouns.

They’re part of the “Bretzelbrüder“ containing of Lux (TikTok: seongjoongie), Yangyang, Alex, Hyuka, Taemin and Jonghyun.
He’s well known for being a lino stan, posting wholesome TikToks and they’re also know as squirrel8 the best dead by daylight killer.
He‘s an amazing human being and get urself a friend like them!
🤙👹🥨

U heard of squirrel_jisung? He’s such a kind person, go follow them on TikTok if u don’t! He also plays a lot of dead by daylight atm.

squirrel_jisung by Kiyi23 April 25, 2021

Squirrel Juice 

When you hit an energy drink / shot or multiple energy drinks / shots and you start feeling like you’re floating and crazy hyper. Or you feel crazy horny.

Yo Bro, I heist of hit some squirrel juice before we left cause I’m about to climb all over everything and those girls over there.

Squirrel Juice by Kangaroodick September 9, 2021

Squirrel Puffin 

Squirrel Puffin is when a girl Farts into a guys mouth and his cheeks puff up like a squirrel.

The other day i was chillin wish my boyfriend and he fell asleep so i Squirrel Puffined him to wake em up.

Squirrel Puffin by IIT41II November 4, 2021

squirrel in a headlock 

when u put ur dick and balls in between your legs, face away from someone, and bend over. the balls look like the squirrel’s eyes popping out of its head. the act isnt complete until you yell “squirrel in a headlock!”

Dude 1: “Have you ever seen a squirrel in a headlock?”
Dude 2: “No”
*act is performed*
Dude 1: “Squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 2: “Gross!”

squirrel in a headlock by ppnoggins January 15, 2023

Squirrel clock 

An annoying grand father clock. Every hour a squirrel pops out with a nut.

Darn that squirrel clock with it's nut!Said Evv, with a hammer ready to destroy it's innocent looking face.

Squirrel clock by Kalollypop. August 7, 2008

squirrel wings 

the skin/ flab/ fat pads ... or just the back fat that hangs over a woman's bra. Especially when the bra does not fit properly usually do to unscheduled weight gain. ( Not to be confused with love-handles.)

"hey!" Shouted Jane. " My squirrel wings have shrunk almost down to nothing since I bought these better fitting sports bras!"

squirrel wings by Jack Hill of number 9 Dowd st October 9, 2009