sorry

Fuck you I will do it again!

"Ugh i'm so sorry for lying!" while hiding and lying about something else

"Im sorry for throwing away (item)" and throwing similar or exact same objects away again and again.

by bullshit receiver October 30, 2011

Sperry

A Sperry is a type of shoe that preppy rich kids wear. Not all Sperry's symbolize "rich" though. There are many different colors for girls to choose from, and those shoes are only around $50, which isn't much. To know who your true Sperry Ritz are, it's the girls or guys that wear Sperry's that are completely plain - they're usually a tan color. They are typically for boating, although many non-boaters purchase them. They show class and style. People who wear Sperry's are people you should worship, because who else pays over $100 for shoes that will be ruined if you even get them wet?

Joe: "Hey Luke I see you're on that Sperry's grind today!"

Luke: "Yeah, my dad is CEO of a bank now so why not."

by nauticalrichkid December 9, 2013

DNA Spray

Sperm, Semen, Jizz, Baby Batter, etc...

He got way too excited and let loose his DNA spray before he even had my clothes off.

by Seriously... May 14, 2006

nope sorry

A hilarious phrase used mostly with men toward women to indiacate you dont care or you disagree with something.

Also, something said by people who have 8+in. penises. All people with small male organs and females consider it annoying and rude.

Girl: "Hey, are you horny?"
Boy: "Nope sorry."

Girl: "Hey, today at work...?"
Boy: "Nope sorry."

by mcspanky221996 November 13, 2011

spray on pants

Pants that are so tight they appear to be sprayed on. :P

Girl: Check out that guy, Looks like he's wearing spray on pants!!!

Boy: Spray on pants?

Girl: Look it up on Urban Dictionary. :)

by Seaona. January 6, 2008

Crop Spraying

Similar to Crop Dusting, Crop Spraying is when one passes gas while walking or running but accidentally expelling excrement as well through one's trousers.

Brad: "I was going to crop dust my little nephew when he was bending over to pet the dog but I accidentally ended up crop spraying them and coating them both with thick diarrhea."

by CATFOOODS January 31, 2012

mommy? sorry? mommy?

excuse me? mommy? sorry? mommy?

excuse me? mommy? sorry? mommy?

by NotYourDaughter October 19, 2021