Slork

The combination of the words slut, skank, and whore.

Becky: "Geez, Kim was all over Mike tonight at the movies! And she still has a boyfriend!"

Claire: "Ew! What a Slork!"

by Claireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 2, 2006

spork

the random shaving of a northern-himalayan yak, usually involving some sort of anal penetration involving cheese-whiz.........yep

"I just shaved my Yak..and I'm all out of Cheese Whiz...shitty...oh yeah...spork

by readermcneil July 29, 2008

Spork

Spooning while incidentally giving the shocker

Spooning is soft, caring, intimate, gay, and non productive so I gave her the spork instead.

by The Dave September 25, 2008

Spork

A spoon. And a fork. Combined. Making... a spork. Duhh! ;

"Ugh. You're SUCH a spork."

by Abbehh April 30, 2009

spork

a horribly racist and derogatory term for that certain type of foreigners: you know who im talking about

Ernest: duuude goddamn sporks comming up in our country taking our jobs. who the fuck do they think they are??

Timmy: yeahh umm a spork is actually a hybrid between a fork and a spoon so i have no idea what your talking about.

Ernest: shut the fuck up.

by ignatiusreilly May 16, 2009

sporkporker

person stimulating ones self with "spoonfork", most females that dont know of me would recline to use such an object for satisfation.

"wadda sporkporker"
"man, that bitch wishes she wasnt a sporkporker"

by DigiStan August 28, 2003

sporkyou

the largest forum on the internet!

spork you is the best forum!

by jenny December 14, 2003