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Sphinctersphere

Bro " I wasn't able to rim Melanie into a squirt. The sphinctersphere was prohibitive. "

Other bro " I forgot you're English. " " Us French don't give a fuck what it tastes like, as long as we're sprayed "
by saavy chimp March 11, 2024
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spchincter sucking

Sucking ones spchincter( the inside of your asshole) you can bite it suck it or lick it, you just need to get far enough up their ass to reach it
I have sucked MARIO’s scphincter many times the trick is to shove my head up his ass, I love spchincter sucking
by Bigbuddyscotty December 24, 2017
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sphinctoral dilator

A medicinal/mechanical item used to reduce/eliminate embarrassing noisy farts in public. Just like a bronchial dilator, it serves to further widen/open a bodily "pipe", but just at (ahem!) the "other end of the equation". Having this artificially-unrestricted "exit" permits any produced methane to be immediately vented in a continuous and "silent" outflow, rather than the gas's being internally bottled up in an increasingly-pressurized "pocket", eventually to come blasting out in a horrid raspy spluttering explosive expulsion that either greatly offends or uproariously amuses everyone within earshot, and causes acute humiliation to the unfortunate farter, especially if his whizzpoppers are especially odiferous and/or frequent.
Baked-beans-and-stewed-cabbage-loving dude: Wearing my specially-designed sphinctoral dilator (a three-inch-long thick-walled aluminum tube with smoothly-rounded screw-threads for easier insertion) isn't exactly the most comfy experience, but it sure beats the offended glares and/or derisive snickers from others that I used to get whenever I'd venture out in public after a big meal.
by QuacksO July 3, 2018
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Sphinctorectal Digital Cavitation

A fetish where someone slides their finger in their partner's anus then uses the tight pressure to crack their knuckles.
"My girlfriend lets me use her ass for Sphinctorectal Digital Cavitation and my knuckles have never felt better"
by The Random Loon Publisher September 24, 2019
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Sphinctefied

Jeremy got his sphincter caught in a garbage disposal and yells Jamie!!!!
You’ve been sphinctefied Jeremy status
by Jamie sucks a lot February 10, 2022
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sphincted

The act of sphincting or fucking up. Synonymous with messing up or fucking up. Can also be used in Spanish sentences. “No mames guey, you sphincted that up”
You really sphincted that up.
by ChinoCochino! June 18, 2025
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Sphincles

The mix between a Spinchter and the delicious topping of sprinkles.
Served on Ice Cream, Cereal, Dinner, Lunch.
Vendor: Hey would you like any toppings on your ice cream
Customer: Sure! Do you have any sphincles?
Vendor: Of Course!
Customer: Great ill have the chocolate ones.
by -Urban=Creator- May 7, 2018
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