Sperm Perm

When you blow your load on a rachet bitches curly, ass hair.

Matt: so how'd you and that Chelsea girl do last night?
Jarrett: Gave that bitch a massive Sperm Perm!
Matt: NICE!

by ovqZ January 14, 2014

Sperm Herder

One handed player of the pink flute

"That Johhny is always pulling his wire"
"Yes, he's a right sperm herder he is!"

by Isaac_Hunt September 27, 2011

ass sperm

When one ejaculates into a turkey baster-like object and proceeds to administer it into his or her rectum; the expulsion of the semen from the anus is otherwise known as: ass sperm.

Dooooddd I had the craziest night, Cherice totally ass spermed all over the bed *high five ensued*

by Jor-hizzle April 12, 2016

Sperm Bee

Beecum,I made that word myself,clever eh? ;)
Sounds like become right?

Pk:Sperm whale

Me:Sperm bee

by MisakiiChan March 13, 2021

ultimate sperm

A condition where every time a male has sexual intercourse with a female he impregnates her.

High schooler 1: HOLY SHIT! ZACH IMPREGNATED ANOTHER GIRL!
High schooler 2: Wow that's the 15th time in the past 3 years! That guy must have ultimate sperm.

by Hadvar's pimp January 1, 2012

Sperm Burn

When a guys sperm burns their partner's tongue because they had eaten so much spicy foods recently

I couldn't swallow last night, the sperm burn was so intense I spit it out right away

by The Obzerver April 16, 2021

sperm suit

Australian Slang - Disposable overalls for the removal of asbestos and other hazardous materials, often with its outer fabric layer being white.

''Go down to the hardware and grab some 3M sperm suits in 2XL''

by FI-4 May 9, 2023