sperm salad 

The act of applying a fresh warm layer of sperm all over a fresh salad at your local Applebees for your girlfriend.

Don’t worry Emily I’ll fix up your sperm salad

sperm salad by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023

sperm burping cock pig 

2 cent hore that is so slutty that when she burps sperm is ejected from the mouth(usually pig sperm).

My good freind Steve Orr

sperm burping cock pig by Johnny February 13, 2004

sperm tramp 

a girl or guy who love to recive the money shot

a night for kelly is not complete with out the money shot, she is such a sperm tramp

sperm tramp by sdtarggahtg November 12, 2006

sperm belly 

It when the biatch gives som much head and swallows that the only thing in the belly is sperm, hence sperm belly

sperm belly by Vlad February 16, 2003

Sperm Chips 

The act of ejaculating on your partner's back in a below freezing temperature environment. Whereupon the frozen semen is peeled off and fed to same partner.

"The wife and I are going ice fishing this weekend."
"Are you sure? It get's cold out there."
"Of course, mid-January is sperm chips season!"

Sperm Chips by Oh God, why? June 17, 2012

sperm-sealed 

When the last belated dribbles of cum finally make it out of the urethra, and seal the tip of the penis, or otherwise. Can cause a slight sharp pain in the penis if not thwarted before urination.

Fred masturbated before bed, then later woke up to pee. He hadn't realized that he was sperm-sealed, and was painfully pulled from his drowsiness when nothing immediately came out.

sperm-sealed by woodsy-likes-wood April 19, 2014

sperm-poop 

The result of sperm being contained in a human anus and retrieving far to quickly, resulting in an explosive blow containing a stew composed of excrements and seamen.

Finished up... went to the bathroom.. I came back and she said we had a problem... sperm-poop!

sperm-poop by snarf dragon September 20, 2014