The act of applying a fresh warm layer of sperm all over a fresh salad at your local Applebees for your girlfriend.
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by sdtarggahtg November 12, 2006
Get the sperm tramp mug.It when the biatch gives som much head and swallows that the only thing in the belly is sperm, hence sperm belly
by Vlad February 16, 2003
Get the sperm belly mug.The act of ejaculating on your partner's back in a below freezing temperature environment. Whereupon the frozen semen is peeled off and fed to same partner.
"The wife and I are going ice fishing this weekend."
"Are you sure? It get's cold out there."
"Of course, mid-January is sperm chips season!"
"Are you sure? It get's cold out there."
"Of course, mid-January is sperm chips season!"
by Oh God, why? June 17, 2012
Get the Sperm Chips mug.The result of sperm being contained in a human anus and retrieving far to quickly, resulting in an explosive blow containing a stew composed of excrements and seamen.
by snarf dragon September 20, 2014
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Fred masturbated before bed, then later woke up to pee. He hadn't realized that he was sperm-sealed, and was painfully pulled from his drowsiness when nothing immediately came out.
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