when someone does something either really slowly or in a really inefficient manner, as a cripple would.
he only goes at cripple speed.
by dennyg March 22, 2020
by twackburn July 05, 2017
I like speed solving {Rubik's cube}
by PersonL October 25, 2010
a very small and skinny person who is usually very hyper...(on speed) This person usually stays inside all the time, and enjoys their few waking moments in is the open. That is why this person is so hyper.
by george kliwoski March 24, 2007
the speed measured from the time you get to meet Nir, until the time you see his penis; is said to be faster than speed of light
the amount of time it took us to be disqualified since we had our awesome dance was faster than the Speed of Nir!!!
by Mr Nir February 20, 2013
"That fat kid saw an open cup of cake frosting at the end of the isle, so he ran nearly at tard speed to get it!"
by LongDONGsilber January 20, 2014