Soggy Joe

When a group of mates gather around 'a Joe' and begin to ejaculate onto his naked body. The last man to relieve themselves, must lick all the groups spunk off of his helpless body.

Theo: "The weekends here again and i'm heavily aroused! Let's invite joe and the boys over and play Soggy Joe!"

by Shlikaboomboom May 17, 2022

Soggy moth

Someone who has a particular soggy lower 'lip'

"She's a bit of a soggy moth"

by boopnoopboop January 11, 2017

soggy boggy

A chewed up piece of paper typically thrown in class.

The wee ned threw a soggy boggy at the classroom ceiling while the teacher had her back turned.

by NotInTheWestEnd February 8, 2021

soggy hammock

When you just cannot control your bowels and the runny shit gets caught in your undies, creating a soggy hammock.

"Hey Steve, if I don't make it to the bathroom in time, I might end up with a soggy hammock."

by Kaizin514 January 24, 2020

Soggy Towel

A nice wet towel soaked in semen, Perfect for cleaning up after painting some fences whilst looking for that greasy bonus .

AYO I GOT SOME PAINT ON ME, PASS THAT SOGGY TOWEL.

by BigDaddyDilf January 25, 2023

Soggy Owen

A civilised bromance game in which the contestants partake in a familiar game to Soggy Sayo, but in the place of a biscuit, a sleeping male is used. The rules are simple, a group of Male contestants will begin the game by standing in a circle around the sleeping victim. Each member of the circle will begin to stroke his member, the objective, don't be the last to blast! Whoever is the last to cum, he must eat the product of the game off wherever everyone's spackle landed along with giving the lucky lad who is sleeping a special present!

"Oi boys! Owen's conked out, lets get a game of Soggy Owen going!"
"10 bucks for all the lads who play Soggy Sayo up the sunny coast."

by P33nMachine69 February 24, 2020

soggy seal

When you give someone a blowjob with ice in your mouth

"Meryl does give a good soggy seal."

by Haven002 June 9, 2018