closet smoker

1.(noun) someone who secretly smokes.
2.(verb) smoking in a closet for confidentiality.

1.i'm a closet smoker
2.they told me i was a closet smoker cuz i spend alot of time in my closet smoking.

by Nympho ciacchi January 14, 2004

That 70's Smoke

When several friends smoke pot through a bong while sitting in sombodys basement appartment. Similar to the tv show "That 70's Show" where they would smoke in a circle.

Guy1:Hey what did you do last night?
Guy2:We had a bomb that 70's smoke
Guy1:Wicked

by Blunt_Chilla500 March 28, 2007

pole smoker

someone who inserts penises into their mouths on a regular basis.

Cusson is a pole smoker

by Spiffy Spleaf April 19, 2004

smoke your face off

The term used for smoking so much dank your face is numb / feels completely gone

God damn steve i think you fucking smoke your face off; i feel very facesmokedoffish at the moment; Smoke your face off

by harleywood December 31, 2008

Smokeasity Smeatzle

–noun

1. Slang.
a. a cigarette, especially one loaned after many loans, a refusal and eventual relenting by the loaner.

-verb
1. Slang
a. the act of smoking a smokeasity smeatzle.

Joe: hey, could I bum one?
Jim: No! I gave you like ten already, I've only got a few left!
Joe: Come on man! Lemme get a smokeasity smeatzle!
Jim: Fine, here.
Joe: Sweet!

by Fliptacular June 19, 2009

smoke my back out

Where marijuana smoke is blown into the anus of another to achieve an intoxicated state. Two fingers are used to spread the anus and then smoke is blown into the anus with or without lip/tongue contact.

Yo, white boy my throat is hella sore. Can you smoke my back out?

by William Schultzaburger January 2, 2014

Baloney Smoker

A homosexual who engages in felatio

John Travolta pretends to be a straight man but he is actually a closet baloney smoker.

by yeneef December 10, 2012