ass smoothie

when one proceeds to insert fruit in to a womans rectum then preforming anal sex and putting it in a glass and drinking it

yo my friend George preformed an ass smoothie on Jessica

by teeth wrinkles December 31, 2021

Breakfast smoothie

Jacking him off into his own mouth early in the morning.

I totally gave him a breakfast smoothie after last night.

Smoothie morning self suck

by Pegmaster99 May 2, 2018

night smoothie

Unrelenting, obnoxious noise (often from a loud household appliance) between the hours of 10pm and 7am due to a roommates obliviousness and general selfishness - typically relating to their lack of a frontal lobe.

Fucking Sue is making a night smoothie again. *three minutes later* This night smoothie sure is getting in the way of my studying.

by Dixnballs March 15, 2017

smoothie talk

this weird like video thing this kid I went to school with keeps doing. idk will prob unfollow.

I wish Robbie would stop smoothie talk and use instagram as it instagods intended it to be. Me posting pics of myself being a basic bitch.

by kingbee921 June 13, 2019

smoothie

an extra large amount of cum in your mouth

after sucking his cock for a long time I was rewarded with smoothie

by stom December 27, 2014

Man Smoothie

Man Smoothie is figurative language for cumming a lot. It’s so much cum that one might call it a smoothie.

My partner calls me Man Smoothie because I cum a lot in her mouth and she enjoys it. She told me it is the yummiest smoothie known to man kind.

by TheawesomeCheese April 13, 2022

Beef Smoothie

Simply, a well shaved fanny.

I love a ‘Beef Smoothie’ no chance of getting hair stuck between your teeth when you’re going down on your missus

by Blinkybrooks May 9, 2023