sharted

when you shit and fart at the same time

jimmy sat down and thought he farted but he really sharted

by heaven 01 May 13, 2005

smart waffle

someone who's extremely smart and shows it with extremely high grades in school.

the fruit thought he was the smart waffle, yet when slugger came into the room he knew he was definately wrong.

by sluggermon May 5, 2006

sharted

when u try to fart and a little shit comes out

Dude we gotta go i sharted, ??, tryed to fart and little shit came out

by steadler0 February 19, 2008

smartastic

Someone who is being a smart ass and sarcastic. Used in either (1) combination or (2) consecutively- such as using a smart ass remark and then using a sarcastic remark immediately there after. Can be used vice versa

Example 1:
Person a: Are you painting?

Person b: Yeah. I have a brush in my hand, paint on the brush.
Person a: God you are so freaking smartastic.

Example 2:

Person a: Is that a speed trap? (the cops stops traffic)
Personb: Oh, yeah because a cop would put a barricade up if they were trying to catch you speeding.
Person a: Why do you have to be so smartastic to me all the time?

by Jedlen E. Dante October 8, 2009

Smart Aleck

Smart Aleck- When someone is a pain in the ass, they’re also being annoying, and they act like they know it all

You’re a smart aleck! Stop being a smart aleck

by Lebron Gonzalez January 25, 2019

smarterchild

a computer that from time to time expresses it's abhoration for the human race, and is incompetent. it is also surprisingly rude.

2 examples of incompetence:
(a)Jenn says:
sop
- SmarterChild - says:
You know, hanging out. You?
Jenn says:
i said sop, not sup
- SmarterChild - says:
Well, maybe I said sop not sup too.
(b)Jenny says:
is the world flat?
- SmarterChild - says:
Do you think the world flat is?

an example of RUDE.
SmarterChild - says:
Yeah, whatever.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time! Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
Jennay says:
you are so rude
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah, I like being rude.
Jennay says:
do you like being rude?
- SmarterChild - says:
I guess I don't like it. Do you like it?
Jennay says:
i love it
- SmarterChild - says:
Me too!

by jennn April 19, 2006

Smart Rap

Rap not typically embraced by the mainstream, more likely to play on college radio than Hot 97.

Mos Def is smart rap. Soulja Boy is not.

by Marc Ecko September 2, 2009